Dread...

Things one doesn't want to hear from a second grader's mouth...

1. So, Mrs. G, I'm looking in the dictionary, and I found the word virgin...

2. So, Mrs. G, when you were giving birth...

3. Exactly how do people get new eyes?

4. Do you have to be married to have a baby?

5. Do you have to have your stomach cut open to have a baby? Isn't that what happens?

6. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE TOOTH FAIRY'S YOUR MOM?????