Observations from the couch

1. The house doesn't magically clean itself.
2. Despite getting rid of the cats, the house still smells like pee.
3. There's nothing on TV in the middle of the day if you don't have cable.
4. Being on the internet, reading, doing crossword puzzles makes me nauseous.
5. Crossword puzzles tend to repeat clues over and over and over again. For example, I now know there's a type of cheese called edam. Sadly, it's probably on the list of things I can't eat right now.
6. I'm waiting on a cheeseburger to arrive at my house (courtsey of Husband and Five Guys), and I'm starting to think that's a REALLY bad idea...
7. House is a really good TV show