my child's words-a pronounciation guide

again-oh gay (formerly ga-ga)

clock-cock (awesome in public)

be loud- BE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

be quiet- see be loud

daddy-da-deeeeeeeeeeee

horse-neigh

cow-moo

cat-meow

dog-dowg

shoe-jew (also awesome in public, especially when yelling "uh-oh! jew!" I'm worried people are going to think I'm raising a bigot)

hot mama-ot mama!

siren-ooooooooooooooohhhhh! woooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!

bus-buh

truck-ruk

yes, please-yeah, plee

yes, ma'am-yeah, mah

yes, sir-yeah, srrr

bird-bur

light-dight

yellow light-yellow dight!

milk-mil

water-mil

fish-fiss, or meemo