I swear, it's not a cop out!

Baby is sick again. I've been projectile vomited on twice in the last hour and in between had to listen to his tortured cries as Husband and I gave him a nebulizer treatment. I have 20 spelling tests to grade, 20 reading quizzes to grade, 20 dictations to grade, and 2 story questions to grade. I've not yet eaten dinner, and I inhaled lunch. At noon. I've eaten a twizzlers and half of a fun size hershey bar. My hand still hurts like a bitch. I can't type on here tonight.